Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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