She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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