Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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