I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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