Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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