Having a random hookup so left but love u
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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