It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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