If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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