make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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