His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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