what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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