Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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