does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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