are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
