it wasn't lemon gatorade
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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