Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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