i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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