your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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