Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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