why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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