Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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