Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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