we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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