Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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