is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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