i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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