pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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