Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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