So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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