Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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