I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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