In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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