I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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