I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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