okay pat passed out under dana's car
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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