So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
its liver damage thursday
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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