Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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