Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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