I just made out with a guy for $7.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
they need to just BURY HIM!
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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