I wish my penis had an off switch
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
This house was built for laser tag.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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