Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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