is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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