there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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