Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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