She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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