dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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