I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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