never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
nutella sex= disaster
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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