Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i black out too much to be "responsible"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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