We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
