haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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