singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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