I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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