so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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