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singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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